Top 10 Princess Movies

To celebrate the birth of the Royal baby, Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, I’ve compiled my top ten princess movies, complete with ruthless one-liners.  Did your favourite make the cut? Let me know.

10. Tangled

A girl lets her hair get out of control.

9. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Sick of her stepmother’s jealously, Snow White legs it and moves in with seven dudes.

8. The Princess and the Frog

A waitress gets tricked into kissing a smooth-talking frog to turn him back into a prince, only to face the same problem after she puckers up.

7. Shrek

A superficial princess falls for a guy with a great personality.

6. Brave

A ginger broad goes all Katniss Everdeen to save her kingdom.

5. Aladdin

A dumb princess gets Catfished.

4. The Little Mermaid

After running out of things to rob, an aquatic kleptomaniac decides to carry out her fishy scam on land.

3. Cinderella

A cleaner hits the jackpot when she loses a shoe.

2. Frozen

Two sisters learn to let go of the past.

1. Sleeping Beauty

The ultimate cougar marries a prince after taking a century-long power nap.

Apologies to the people who are sick of this Royal baby palava. More posts about other non-mushy things are coming soon.

By Ruth Walker

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